One night there was this drunk man sitting at the bar. He orders a beer and chugs it then jumps out the window and then comes back into the bar. He repeats this several times. There is another man sitting there watching him thinking what the heck?!? so he decides to ask him why he jumps out the window every time he chugs a beer. The first says well the beer makes me feel all bubbly and when i jump out the window i just float down. So the second man says well i'll try it so he orders a beer, chugs it and jumps out the window, breaks his neck and dies. The bartender looks at the first man and says Superman you're a real as*hole when your drunk.
2007-12-09
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