Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2007

1. Barney Fife
2. Galen Adams
3. Mr. Kotter
4. Ricky Ricardo

2007-12-03 01:41:26 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:40:56 · 5 answers · asked by CrazygirlDD 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:40:39 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rooster and Owl

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?




A c*ck that stays up all night!

2007-12-03 01:39:26 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What can I do to redeem myself?

2007-12-03 01:38:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The other day I parked in a disabled parking bay. A traffic warden came over to me a said " Oi what's your disability?"
i said "Tourettes you C*nt, now f*ck off!

2007-12-03 01:38:06 · 17 answers · asked by tnucamai 3 in Jokes & Riddles

women who are married, how often do you pull the wife 'card'? I'm extremely submissive, but thinking of just this once going against my hubby. He has moved his brother in with us, post prison time, he is a freeloader, we pay all of his bills, he does nothing to help out financially or chores in general. he has repeatedly lied to us, asked us to lie to the Govn't for him, and I found out he is sleeping with my cousin!, its been 3 months since he's been living with us and still has no job. I am seriously contemplating kicking him out while my hubby is at work, I have expressed my great discontent to my hubby about thw entire situation, but all he says is "my bro needs time to get on his feet". Would I be the worst wife in the world if I just kicked him out while my hubby is at work? I can't handle it anymore! What should I do?

2007-12-03 01:36:49 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ask a single question.....?

2007-12-03 01:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:35:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:34:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts and they change somewhat, depending on a woman's age.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions.
"Onions, Dad?" asked the son.
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Xmas tree."
"A Xmas tree?" asked the daughter.
"Yes, dried up and the balls are only for decoration

2007-12-03 01:34:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"

About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...

Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"

One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said goats."

2007-12-03 01:34:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/what_happens_to_all_the_wonder.html

2007-12-03 01:33:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Inbetween the time you answered the last question, but Before you read this question?

2007-12-03 01:33:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:32:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the bullies in high school?
Attention seeking?
or
Sadly unloved?

Peace.

2007-12-03 01:31:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have one who snowplows their driveway, then shovels the scrappings and then handwashes the machinary and dusts off the shovel (same thing with mowing the lawn), the other one has a knife wielding boy toy who you never know will unleash himself naked across the way and those are the people across from me. The other lot have a daily stream of packages delivered and then the have 'for sale' items on their front lawn and go out an midnight and return with a trailer full of stuff.

I don't fratanize with the neighbours a lot needless to say!

2007-12-03 01:30:35 · 19 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

With me being a non-certified teacher, she can get one or the other. I can go to Kay Jewelers or take her to one of these spas in the suburbs...

2007-12-03 01:30:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

50 Cent
Lloyd Banks
Young Buck
(choose from the list)

2007-12-03 01:29:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

2007-12-03 01:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

do you feel the same way??

i do...

2007-12-03 01:28:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have karaoke contest (in ... school) on 10th,11th Dec.
Our class (gr.8) has to prepare the prize for it.
It should be under 2000 yen. WHat should be the prize for it?
What do Gr.7 to Gr.12 whould like to get ?

2007-12-03 01:27:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 01:26:38 · 17 answers · asked by Johnny Would LoveTo 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so. What came up.

For me some soccer players stats came up.

2007-12-03 01:26:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have to sneeze and you get to the "ahhh" part, but the "choo" never comes out? I hate that. That's the worst.

2007-12-03 01:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by Somebody's Afta Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

Whats the one thing you do to comfort yourself?

2007-12-03 01:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

For 1 month! You can take the band or all their CD's/DVD's with you! Who will it be?

2007-12-03 01:25:16 · 25 answers · asked by other boy 2 in Rock and Pop

i live in uk. but download desp houewive of the net. i read the spoilers and it said that the tornado episode was a double, but i can only find one. was there one or two epiodes on last night? thanks for your answers x

2007-12-03 01:24:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-12-03 01:24:06 · 14 answers · asked by clever girl 4 in Drama

2007-12-03 01:23:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys