A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
2007-12-03 01:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was sweet. Thank you.
2007-12-03 01:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, a good clean joke this morning
Thanks
2007-12-03 09:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by bostep662 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, good one to share with the kids.
2007-12-03 09:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by luv4vanilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aha broccoli horrible stuff, makes for a very windy christmas evening
2007-12-03 10:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that gave me a really good laugh, thanks
And if you get tired of the broccoli just exchange it with brussel sprouts -
LG-P
2007-12-03 11:42:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pandorra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks...
God bless You.
A very nice and lovely Xmas-joke....
Aaron.
2007-12-03 10:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good clean joke..
2007-12-03 09:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 09:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, poor boy... The joke's cute. :)
2007-12-03 09:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a CUTIE. Loved it and it is so true to the nature of children. Thanks.
2007-12-03 09:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋