A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts and they change somewhat, depending on a woman's age.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions.
"Onions, Dad?" asked the son.
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Xmas tree."
"A Xmas tree?" asked the daughter.
"Yes, dried up and the balls are only for decoration
2007-12-03 01:34:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I always love jokes where we get the last laugh!!!
Very funny!
2007-12-03 01:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by zachmir 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 05:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 02:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke from you Dodie.!!!
Got us guys on the night shift laughing.!!!
10/10 as my stars are finished.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-12-03 12:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-03 01:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thts funny really really wrong but funny
2007-12-03 02:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kaylin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
great
2007-12-03 01:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA-LMAO` GOOD UN 4 A GAL`-WAIT TILL MY PAL CHUCKY SEES IT`??
2007-12-03 01:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-12-03 01:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it have a star
2007-12-03 02:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋