Do you have weird neighbours?

Question

I have one who snowplows their driveway, then shovels the scrappings and then handwashes the machinary and dusts off the shovel (same thing with mowing the lawn), the other one has a knife wielding boy toy who you never know will unleash himself naked across the way and those are the people across from me. The other lot have a daily stream of packages delivered and then the have 'for sale' items on their front lawn and go out an midnight and return with a trailer full of stuff.

I don't fratanize with the neighbours a lot needless to say!

Answer 1

Well, it fluctuates. Lots of old people (next door old biddy hacks me off, but never mind). The guy across the road I once thought was cute is a braindead douchebag. The little girls up the road are horrible and snidey. The lad two doors down reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. Actually, they're not all that bad, any of 'em.

My last downstairs neighbour was a total cnut though, liked playing his music and shagging his woman at top volume, then one night got pissed and terrorised me - tried throwing huge chunks of wood through the window then wondered why I was cowering when he came to yell at me. He's moved out, thank god - I hope he's dead, the little scrote.

Answer 2

I have a few, but not as strange as the ones you mentioned. I would get a big guard dog to protect yourself as well as laying a mine field down. Good luck my friend.

I did have one seriously deformed soul who lived across the street from me. When he or his wife had a problem, real or imagined with anyone around them, they would not talk to them, but they would cal the police even if it was a criminal matter. The cops out here come no matter what in an interest in maintaining the peace so no one argues. They called the police on neighbors for things like someone blocking the sidewalk with too many cars in their driveway (spilled over the sidewalks) and it was not against the law either. I put the garbage out late afternoon for the next days pickup and he called the cops on me. Cops came and said it was not against the law what I did and asked me in the interest of keeping the peace, would I pull it back. I said it was supposed to rain later that day thru the next day and I preferred to put it out now, and not during a storm. Besides, it was less then 24 hours away and like the cop said, it was not against the law.

I would have more respect for someone who came to me and spoke up first politely without calling the police. No one here liked those a-holes.

Answer 3

I have a few odd ones myself,a young mother who's best friend is her lawn boy,he is there everyday taking her and the kids out.Her husband works long hours.There's a retired nosy guy who I swear is drunk by 10am daily who strolls the neighborhood butting in everyone's business.One that cuts his lawn and then rolls around on the grass.Another is a single mom who calls the police on her teenage daughter at least twice a month.I mind my own business as well.

Answer 4

Boy do I. My neighbor on the first floor is always outside smoking and every time I walk buy he mumbles how beautiful I am. Only when he is alone of course, not when his wife and daughter are around. Creepy. My next door neighbor talks to his cat like a human and walks it. But hes nice.

Answer 5

I only have the one neighbour on the three sides of me, a contractor who has trucks of all sizes, diggers and a grader and all that stuff.
Great neighbours if I need a lift with something, or something done the "boss" will soon find some idle hands for me.

Answer 6

I have a lot that i don't like! And i am moving (THANK YOU LORD) But i have a new one next store that just bought the house (a nice well kept house) And he took almost all the windows out and blocked them up! Now he has hardly any light in the house! I don't know why he did that!

Answer 7

I don't pay attention to neighbors anymore. Not since having a drug dealer and child endangerer left alone by police and loved by the neighbors next door a couple years back.

Answer 8

Hey you must be talking about my husband and his careful maintenance of his 'stuff'.
He's out there right now. Can you see him?

I have Mennonites for neighbours. All around me. They are different, maybe a little weird, with their cell phones and the driver they hire to get them around.

Answer 9

The guy next door seems a little off but he's really nice.

Answer 10

I am the weird neighbors, got a problem wit dat mang?