Hi I am Chuck. I drive 1976 LTD with spoiler T rims. I am a Pig Farmer. I’m looking far a wife. Both of my teeth are very white. I use Brylcreem. I am cute. Must be able to cook which might eliminate 99.9% of yawl. I like tofu and grits far breakfast. I have 9 dogs. We must share our trailer wud Uncle Pete and his wife. Cousin Billy and his gal, George and his husband, and auntie Bob. I love walks on the Farm. Romantic hay ride with the dogs. I am 4.11 ft. and 300 lbs of nothing but sweet pig farming baby boy. My Ideal date must dip same brand of snuff. If you feel that you are that lucky puppy give this pig farmer a squeal.
2007-12-03
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