Hi I am Chuck. I drive 1976 LTD with spoiler T rims. I am a Pig Farmer. I’m looking far a wife. Both of my teeth are very white. I use Brylcreem. I am cute. Must be able to cook which might eliminate 99.9% of yawl. I like tofu and grits far breakfast. I have 9 dogs. We must share our trailer wud Uncle Pete and his wife. Cousin Billy and his gal, George and his husband, and auntie Bob. I love walks on the Farm. Romantic hay ride with the dogs. I am 4.11 ft. and 300 lbs of nothing but sweet pig farming baby boy. My Ideal date must dip same brand of snuff. If you feel that you are that lucky puppy give this pig farmer a squeal.
2007-12-03 13:46:48 · 24 answers · asked by chuckfertea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck...Chuck... IZ that you??? This is yur couzin Missy May, I fund you finnally! Ive loved ya since i furst changded yur diaper, I have got me a harleyt on jackstands and i caint wait fur you to rid it or meh. I luv bein outsude cause thats mostley were i live, and if i could find a hero like yur then jus maybe we could live in yur van or truck or wateve ya haves. My daddy saids i is a good gurl, and yur should believe him cause I's done watever hed told me too. un my brother ed saids i could find me a new beau. cnt wait two see ya in persun. Gut to go now need to stop by the Five n Dime fur sum ort medicun. Hugs n kissus see ya later.
2007-12-03 15:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by Craig's Mom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yer a hoot!
Y'all have two identities too...Fred or Chuck or...
Thanks for the laugh...it was really good.
P.S. Pig Farmering is presently not cool...check out the freaking weirdo in British Columbia...Pickton that was on trial.
2007-12-03 13:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by southwest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid the only love you will ever have is from some creature on the farm.
2007-12-03 15:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a pig farmer's daughter.I cook grits,steak,and eggs fer breakfast.
I got three dogs,a water frog,fish,5 cats,and a ferret. can they *** ther too? you are my dream man,you'll make my pappa real happy.
Yall will get along just fine. weee weee oink oink....
2007-12-03 14:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by chevygirl3434 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finding this ad, she screemed "look Daddy a Maaaan!"
2007-12-03 13:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! Good luck finding that thar wife you'se is talkin bout.
2007-12-03 13:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope yous find yours wife soon nough!
lolerz. lmfao. i needed a good laugh. thank yawl far it.
2007-12-03 13:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Preciouz Chloe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to call Ms. Piggy, I heard Kermit passed away last night.
2007-12-03 13:49:28 · answer #8 · answered by WVAttorney 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
check behind the sofa - theres loads of stuff behind the sofa. I found a tenner the other week
2007-12-03 13:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Oh Funny!
2007-12-03 13:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by JAN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋