A man and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table with a fixed grin.
The wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," he sighed, "She's my old girlfriend." I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"
;-)
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2007-12-03
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