I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told
by my
wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down
the sink, or
else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant
task. I
withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents
down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then
withdrew the
cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with
the exception
of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from
the third
bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the
cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the
glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of
the next and
drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the
sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank
the pour.
2007-11-25
05:22:56
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13 answers
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Anonymous
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Jokes & Riddles