A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first but her attention is galvanised when
she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two as*es come together.
I come once-a-more. Two as*es they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine, "
says the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't
speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.
"Hey coola down lady, " said the man. "Who
talkin'abouta sex? I'm justa tellin' my
frienda how to spell Mississippi.
2007-11-25 05:20:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey you are you trying to get an extra star from me, well you did lol.
2007-11-25 05:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 19:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's GREAT....
This sounds like the
fabulous Marx-Brothers...
Rrrememberr Chico !???
Aaron.
2007-11-25 15:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny 10/10.
2007-11-26 13:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 14:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-25 13:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Omg....lmao!
xDD
2007-11-25 23:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one, still, good for a laugh!
2007-11-25 13:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahah i loved it
joke of the year
2007-11-25 13:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny and clever too lol
2007-11-25 13:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Naughty Farmgirl ;o) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋