I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told
by my
wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down
the sink, or
else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant
task. I
withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents
down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then
withdrew the
cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with
the exception
of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from
the third
bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the
cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the
glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of
the next and
drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the
sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank
the pour.
2007-11-25 05:22:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with
one hand, counted
the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,
which were
twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I
had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm
not under the
affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm
not half as thunk as
you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is
me, and the
drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
2007-11-25 05:23:14 · update #1
Lmao. Its funnier when you read it out loud! Lol
2007-11-25 06:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Likenother1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
18 bottles of whiskey hahaha that makes a change from the version I use to know as a child. I guess this is the modern day one. Very good I enjoyed it.
2007-11-25 13:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
so hoo sayz that ewe are knot under the alfuenz of inkohol like sum thinkle peep?
2007-11-25 13:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is one funny good joke.
When i was younger that was no joke,it would be the truth.
You get a star from me.
2007-11-25 13:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by skunk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-11-25 13:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 14:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dat oke is funnier an funner every time i reed it so are u as think as i drunk i u am?
2007-11-25 14:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah thats pretty funny
2007-11-25 13:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, excellent joke, * .
2007-11-26 13:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-11-25 14:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋