Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2007

2007-11-25 08:09:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A shopkeeper is doing fine being one of the few shops of his type for miles around until one day a competitor opens up next door to him. Above the door of the new shop is a sign saying "BEST DEALS!"

At first it doesn't bother the shopkeeper, although he sees a distinct lessening of sales.

Imagine his horror when another store of the same type opens up on the other side of him. Above its door it says "WE'LL BEAT ANYONE ELSES PRICES!"

Trade to the original shopkeeper's premises plummet and he begins to panic until he hits on an idea.

The idea works, not only does herecoup his trade, but he forces the other two out of business.

How did he do it? He put a new sign above his door, scroll down to see what it read!

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"MAIN ENTRANCE"

2007-11-25 08:09:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

a fattt hair follows your bite and gets pulled out of ur food..w ith chunks of food on it sometimes.. EW happend to me!

2007-11-25 08:08:41 · 1 answers · asked by T-Dawg 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 08:08:16 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The freakin animal has chewed about $500 worth of stuff and i'm about to get rid of her.......next question: Well mannered dog for sale, how much should I ask for her?

2007-11-25 08:08:03 · 6 answers · asked by Preacher's Wife 4 in Polls & Surveys

and yahoo deletes the question because it violates community guidelines do you lose the 2 points you earned by answering or do they figure why punish you you didn't ask the question?

2007-11-25 08:07:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 08:06:29 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

eastenders character of all time?

2007-11-25 08:06:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

Hello yahoo peeps


I have to decide between Zajeepan and JeeJeepan for a account on a game thing.


Which name is better ?

2007-11-25 08:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I will post my view later. Thanks

2007-11-25 08:05:58 · 27 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Polls & Surveys

you wish you had??

2007-11-25 08:05:23 · 6 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

ok so I might get my bechelor degree at age of 24 and I think im OLD AS HELL !!
and maybe two or three more years for master's so that would be around 27 years old. when am I going to marry ?I might never be able to see my grand kids ? I was planing to be famous BEFORE i get married . Oh man !! I started life wrong this time !!! I'll time it right next time . Um. is there a re-start button?

2007-11-25 08:04:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok first: you prepared some yummy food or a drink and its hot so you decide to take a small sip or bite to see if it cooled down enough for you to eat/drink it and then the UNTHINKABLE happens!! You burn your tongue on the little bite/sip!! Then you know that you will not be able to enjoy what you have just made because a burnt tongue takes away the flavor. =(
So has that ever happened to you?

2007-11-25 08:03:58 · 39 answers · asked by »cottoncandy 6 in Polls & Surveys

what you are talking about only if you lived through experience?

2007-11-25 08:03:54 · 17 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

You know, flush several times on the pot to keep the smell down.

2007-11-25 08:03:33 · 5 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

zeebo is a 5 yr old orphan boy in africa with only 1 leg, who has to cycle to school. for a small donation of just two pounds and fifty pence you can download the video












its hilarious

2007-11-25 08:03:21 · 12 answers · asked by jennusula 1 in Jokes & Riddles

quietness?

2007-11-25 08:02:50 · 16 answers · asked by Ada Wong 3 in Polls & Surveys

You know there's so many wonderful people,

So it's kinda hard for me to try and figure this one out!!

Thank you very much :)

2007-11-25 08:02:24 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hate that monday morning feeling.

2007-11-25 08:02:08 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the anime bleach who is that black lady that turns into a cat

2007-11-25 08:01:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

John went fishing one day but had no luck at all. He noticed that another fisherman near him was catching fish one after another. He had to know the secret. He approached the other fisherman and said, "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

The other man said, "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good , you see I am a surgeon, and quite by accident I found that the human tonsil works very well as bait.

The next day, John returned to the lake and, just as the day before, he had no luck. There was a different man nearby having a great time catching fish.

John approached the man and asked "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

"Well, I can tell you but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am a doctor and I am using a bit of human appendix as bait."

John left, thinking this was all very strange but vowed he would give the lake just one more try.

On the third day, John still had no luck. As usual, there was yet another man near him bringing in fish after fish.

John needed to confirm what he, by now, already knew. "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

The other man looked around acting a little embarrassed. "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good."

"Don't tell me," said John "your a doctor".

"No,"

said the man,

"I'm a Rabbi."

2007-11-25 08:01:22 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

whats your favorite section to answer questions in?

2007-11-25 08:00:15 · 47 answers · asked by Ay Pey Bay 4 in Polls & Surveys

argh!!!

2007-11-25 07:59:56 · 24 answers · asked by woohoo123 2 in Reality Television

I need a laugh for the funniest answer.

2007-11-25 07:59:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What GRADE?

2007-11-25 07:59:11 · 48 answers · asked by MILAN :) 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 07:58:47 · 50 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man is digging his garden one day and is suprised when his spade hits an object. Grumbling at the nuisance (whilst his horrible neighbour Mr Jones giggles over the fence at him) he bends down to inspect the obstruction.

He is astonished to find it is an old bottle. He cleans off the dirt and intrigued, pulls off the cork and 'POOF!' - a genie swirls out of the bottle!

"Master, I can grant you three wishes!" says the genie, "but be aware that whatever you ask for, your enemy shall have twice the wish!"

At that Mr Jones giggles - no love has ever been lost between the two, and he can't wait for our man to start wishing!

"Well," says our man, ignoring his hated neighbour and looking at his own poor little house, "I'd like a fifty bedroomed mansion!"

The genie claps his hands and a stunning fifty bedroom mansion takes the place of his own home! Then Jones claps his hands with glee and with no little displeasure our man sees a HUNDRED bedroomed mansion in place of Jones's house.

"For my second wish," our man says thorugh gritted teeth, "I want fifty of the most beautiful women to come live with me in my mansion." and with a clap of the genie's hands he is surrounded by a dazzling bevvy of fifty gorgeous women.

Jones gives out a yell of delight and waves at our man, for he is surrounded by a HUNDRED similarly tempting, adoring females.

"And what will be your third and final wish, master?" asks the genie.

With a sly grin whilst staring out his hated neighbour, he replies,

"Take away one of my testicles!"

Jones screams...

2007-11-25 07:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

(It's from the commercial, just answer the question!!!)

2007-11-25 07:58:16 · 3 answers · asked by Alli_G8tr 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 07:57:57 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a glass of cider, very tasty too.

2007-11-25 07:57:54 · 77 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys