John went fishing one day but had no luck at all. He noticed that another fisherman near him was catching fish one after another. He had to know the secret. He approached the other fisherman and said, "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"
The other man said, "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good , you see I am a surgeon, and quite by accident I found that the human tonsil works very well as bait.
The next day, John returned to the lake and, just as the day before, he had no luck. There was a different man nearby having a great time catching fish.
John approached the man and asked "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"
"Well, I can tell you but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am a doctor and I am using a bit of human appendix as bait."
John left, thinking this was all very strange but vowed he would give the lake just one more try.
On the third day, John still had no luck. As usual, there was yet another man near him bringing in fish after fish.
John needed to confirm what he, by now, already knew. "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"
The other man looked around acting a little embarrassed. "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good."
"Don't tell me," said John "your a doctor".
"No,"
said the man,
"I'm a Rabbi."
2007-11-25 08:01:22 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch.... i bet after that John did the same.
2007-11-25 08:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-25 09:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a little while to get it, but it's funny.
Lmao.
2007-11-25 08:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfkdancer_14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-11-25 08:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAhhhhh...circumcision.....funny!!!
2007-11-25 08:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't offer him a tip then?
2007-11-25 10:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL i love this one! keep it up!
2007-11-25 10:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by HornyMistress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dun get it
2007-11-25 08:05:48 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!
2007-11-25 09:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it .lol
2007-11-25 10:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋