A man is digging his garden one day and is suprised when his spade hits an object. Grumbling at the nuisance (whilst his horrible neighbour Mr Jones giggles over the fence at him) he bends down to inspect the obstruction.
He is astonished to find it is an old bottle. He cleans off the dirt and intrigued, pulls off the cork and 'POOF!' - a genie swirls out of the bottle!
"Master, I can grant you three wishes!" says the genie, "but be aware that whatever you ask for, your enemy shall have twice the wish!"
At that Mr Jones giggles - no love has ever been lost between the two, and he can't wait for our man to start wishing!
"Well," says our man, ignoring his hated neighbour and looking at his own poor little house, "I'd like a fifty bedroomed mansion!"
The genie claps his hands and a stunning fifty bedroom mansion takes the place of his own home! Then Jones claps his hands with glee and with no little displeasure our man sees a HUNDRED bedroomed mansion in place of Jones's house.
"For my second wish," our man says thorugh gritted teeth, "I want fifty of the most beautiful women to come live with me in my mansion." and with a clap of the genie's hands he is surrounded by a dazzling bevvy of fifty gorgeous women.
Jones gives out a yell of delight and waves at our man, for he is surrounded by a HUNDRED similarly tempting, adoring females.
"And what will be your third and final wish, master?" asks the genie.
With a sly grin whilst staring out his hated neighbour, he replies,
"Take away one of my testicles!"
Jones screams...
2007-11-25 07:58:26 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was brilliant, didn't see that coming.
2007-11-25 08:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Bezza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Where did you get this one?
I liked the part when the man asked the genie to take away one of his testicles because his enemy loses both of them
2007-11-25 08:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Harry Potter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the desires are nicely meant.If each legal expert interior the international has 2 million money, the guy might desire to have asked for double that quantity as his final desire is suicidal if granted in view it is barely while one dies that he can donate a kidney.
2016-11-12 19:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Where do you get these riddles and jokes from. They are so hilarious!! I bet Jones well love his neighbor by then!
2007-11-25 08:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it b4 but the third wish was a mild heart attack lol
2007-11-25 10:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by pardon_my_klatchian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10.lol
2007-11-25 10:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha brilliant
2007-11-25 10:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bwahaha brill
2007-11-25 08:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good star4u
2007-11-25 09:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋