A shopkeeper is doing fine being one of the few shops of his type for miles around until one day a competitor opens up next door to him. Above the door of the new shop is a sign saying "BEST DEALS!"
At first it doesn't bother the shopkeeper, although he sees a distinct lessening of sales.
Imagine his horror when another store of the same type opens up on the other side of him. Above its door it says "WE'LL BEAT ANYONE ELSES PRICES!"
Trade to the original shopkeeper's premises plummet and he begins to panic until he hits on an idea.
The idea works, not only does herecoup his trade, but he forces the other two out of business.
How did he do it? He put a new sign above his door, scroll down to see what it read!
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"MAIN ENTRANCE"
2007-11-25 08:09:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very, very, smart man! That's how you make money!!!
2007-11-25 08:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've always heard that the three L's of an effective business are Location, Location, Location. Well, this clever shopkeeper obviously understood this by choosing the location of the main entrance sign to be above his shop.
2016-04-05 22:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
2007-11-25 08:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah that's the way to make money. He is clever!!! Now my question is:wht is up with your great jokes and riddles? I mean they are the best thing I've heard of for a long time!!!!
2007-11-25 09:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Clever, he he. Lmfao
2007-11-25 08:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. Got me thinking!!!!
2007-11-25 08:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever!
2007-11-25 08:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's a good one =]
2007-11-25 08:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by Clare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this one in so long! I love it!
2007-11-25 08:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋