Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

2007-11-23 11:48:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a
mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of food, but no can opener.

A day later, the rooms are opened, one-by-one.

In the first room, the engineer is snoring, with a battered, opened and emptied can. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he beat the can to its failure point.

In the second room, the physicist is seen mouthing equations, with a can popped open beside him. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he examined the stress points of the can, applied pressure, and "pop!"

In the third room, the mathematician is found sweating, and mumbling to himself, "Assume the can is open, assume the can is open..."

2007-11-23 11:48:18 · 12 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-23 11:47:28 · 4 answers · asked by ata h 1 in Movies

oKAY, my mom is the most decent person you could ever meet. she decides to take us out around the complex and see the decorations people put up. she leaves everything in the house because we aren't even leaving the community. when we're heading back to the house my mom accidentally doesn't see the stop sign and a police officer stops her. SHE WAS GOING LESS THAN 10 MPH. Thank god he didn't give her the ticket after he made us wait till he confirmed that we lived here and crap. I wanted to shove his stick up his A S S. where are the cops during the day when the children are out. the one time my mom decides to go out, a jerk like that stops her. oh and once the cop let her go, a guy drove past another stop sign without stopping. Did he get stopped? NO

2007-11-23 11:46:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok i post off the wall questions which are 99.9% always jokes....i get 45 answers and out of that about a dozen realize its a joke. i even get emails explaing to me why the moon does not stalk me....do you people really not get its a joke? does that make me or you the bigger idiot ? seriously

2007-11-23 11:46:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean yesterday I was eating dinner and I was thinking why do we call an apple an appla? whty dont we call it peach? Why is brown "brown why cant it be pink? Like who is the boss of all that?

2007-11-23 11:45:38 · 17 answers · asked by gadfgfrsdfer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:44:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we take all of those comforts for granted.

2007-11-23 11:43:16 · 7 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

and didya make it?

2007-11-23 11:42:59 · 51 answers · asked by scooter 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes there is a lot of pressure to fit in. So...

Name an artist that people like because they're supposed to.

Name one that people hate because they are supposed to.
Why?

Mines are
People like Tupac because they are supposed to half the time. Ask these people what's their fav Pac album and it's probably Loyal to the Game or R U Still Down.

People hate Lil Wayne because they are supposed to half the time. True, the fanboys are aggravating but Every now and then Weezy will make a song that rides.(Hustla Music) Also he held it down as a teen during Cash Money's early stages.

2007-11-23 11:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by What's a P-slap? 3 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-11-23 11:40:45 · 9 answers · asked by .(o_0) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:39:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:39:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:37:45 · 22 answers · asked by Faye 1 in Polls & Surveys

:D YUM :D

2007-11-23 11:37:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:37:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

make a scene with lilly and miley and include at least one hug

2007-11-23 11:37:03 · 10 answers · asked by Melissa Z 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:35:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous 5 in Polls & Surveys

She's got enough rolls to fill my bakery any day!

2007-11-23 11:33:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

& when may I look for this concert tour which would be amazing!!

2007-11-23 11:33:09 · 1 answers · asked by Danelle 2 in Celebrities

I try my best to be trite,superficial,vindictive and humorless but still no invitation? what gives?

2007-11-23 11:33:02 · 7 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'd want a tail and maybe wings, like cool looking gothic ones. ^_^

If you could have anything added 2 u, like that, a tail or anything, what would u want??

2007-11-23 11:32:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what's my 9 yr old daughter's name?? a..chantrella b...danielle or c...ashley...10 points for first best answer

2007-11-23 11:32:46 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Sexy Mama of 2 cuties♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What was in it?

2007-11-23 11:32:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is this animal a real stinker? =)

2007-11-23 11:32:24 · 16 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

i am serious everywhere i go its there.....i try to hide from it but it will be at my house and i drive to moms which is 20 minutes away and i drive fast mind you and sometimes i keep my head covered and when i get out the car there it is watching me .....its weird and frankly i am going to sue bill gates over it....

2007-11-23 11:32:17 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 11:31:29 · 42 answers · asked by . 4 in Polls & Surveys

What else? :)

-Make a damn copy machine that *Doesn't* jam up.

-invent a computer that truly IS "user-friendly" so that IF something goes wrong, you don't need Geek Sqaud & 200 bucks to fix it.

-have plastic packaging for small electronic goods that Don't require the Jaws of Life & a blow torch to open & without potentially giving yourself a severe cut.

2007-11-23 11:31:28 · 25 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Polls & Surveys

1.)http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/carmen-electra-2004-mtv-movie-awards-arrivals-0p9ImY.jpg
2.)http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/beyonce_knowles1_300_400.jpg
3.)http://www.richiefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/nicole-richie-the-simple-ife.jpg
4.)http://www.talkingnfl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/rosie.jpg
I like number 1.

2007-11-23 11:30:46 · 7 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two eggs have been married and are on their honeymoon. While they are sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushes the male egg away and says, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute," and off she goes.

Five minutes later the male egg sees his se*y wife walk out in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval body. Instantly the male egg, slaps his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "The female egg looks at him and asks what he is doing.

He replies, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."

2007-11-23 11:30:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles