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Yes but since he left enough "alcohol" as well, I have forgiven him !

2007-11-23 11:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I haven't seen the bunny dude since easter.

Honestly, I went to a friends house and someone f^cked up the turkey, it cooked in some sorta pool of liquid; I didn't touch it!

I know this sounds ungrateful but next year I'm gonna go see my mama.

A turkey is so easy to cook, damn.

2007-11-23 11:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by true_value5 4 · 2 0

Santa took the Memorial Day eggs that the Veterans left, I haven't even addressed what the Easter bunny did yet.

2007-11-23 11:48:04 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 2 0

I got a cornucopia stuffed with candy hearts from the Great Pumpkin! Want some green beer with your fruitcake?

2007-11-23 13:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yes Then he yelled "Happy Hogmanay 2006" and swan-dived into the fireplace (which was grate just grate) and Grandpa shouted "owwww dognabbit there's a hare in the salad"
AND It was unseasoned. That's my family for you!

2007-11-23 13:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by *Jellz* 6 · 1 0

Yeah, but the cranberries leaking out of the plastic eggs got a little messy.

2007-11-23 12:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I didn't get any turkey! I feel cheated!
And why didn't he come, my stocking is hung!
I guess I should have left him a note and perhaps a carrot?
♥D

2007-11-23 12:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Dude, everyone knows the Memorial Day Frog does that.. geesh

2007-11-23 11:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sadiezz :] 3 · 3 0

Uh uh Johnny! He stuffed scrambled eggs in my turkey*

2007-11-23 11:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Me 7 · 3 0

Any amount of turkey is too much turkey.

2007-11-23 11:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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