Two eggs have been married and are on their honeymoon. While they are sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushes the male egg away and says, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute," and off she goes.
Five minutes later the male egg sees his se*y wife walk out in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval body. Instantly the male egg, slaps his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. "The female egg looks at him and asks what he is doing.
He replies, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon."
2007-11-23 11:30:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haley, don't read my jokes if you don't like them!
2007-11-23 11:46:19 · update #1
Good to see others on here have a sense of humour ;)
2007-11-23 12:23:49 · update #2
ok. First of all..eww! That is one of the nastiest jokes I have ver heard! and second..I dont get it either. Lastly... how is this a question? If you just go to the question booth to enter dirty jokes, you obviously should get a life!
2007-11-23 11:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by LOVE.song 2 · 0⤊ 16⤋
I Thoroughly Enjoyed It
Thanks For The Laugh
2007-11-24 01:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 21:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaa....well hit me on the head with a spoon if that wasn't feckin funny...pmsl
2007-11-23 22:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats with all the thumbs down?
joke was blooming good lol
star awarded.
2007-11-23 21:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-23 19:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
I like that it's just a shame so many people don't have a sense of humour on here.
keep em coming lol
2007-11-23 19:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
That's why I have those pock marks on my head!!!LOL
2007-11-23 20:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!!
2007-11-23 22:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I liked that she had on an "egglige".
2007-11-23 20:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-11-23 19:33:57 · answer #11 · answered by EmmyLee 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋