Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

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What r u thankful for today?

2007-11-22 06:03:27 · 27 answers · asked by WonderWoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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how often do you start to answer a question then stop half way through cause you cant be bothered?

2007-11-22 06:03:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What questions are you tried of seeing on here?

2007-11-22 06:02:42 · 9 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

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One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I
bought you last year!"

2007-11-22 06:01:57 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is the current writer's strike affecting daytime soap operas?

2007-11-22 06:01:36 · 11 answers · asked by stlsigma2 1 in Soap Operas

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Doesn't Bjork look part asian?

I just saw some pictures of her and she looks part asian. I know shes from iceland tho?
http://www.52shows.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bjork.jpg

http://jimmy2sticks.com/images/bjork.jpg

2007-11-22 06:00:04 · 15 answers · asked by lala 1 in Celebrities

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what do you think of cypriots?

2007-11-22 05:57:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Were you ever 'Hot for Teacher'?

Ever have a teacher you were just in total love/lust with?

Please share your tales of, hopefully, unrequitted love-until you were 18 anyway!

Thanks!

2007-11-22 05:57:14 · 17 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Santa claus is wearing a gown?

You better come out, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

He's making the switch,
He's leaving his wife,
He's gonna come out, to start a new life
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

A secret he's been keeping,
It's made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now,
When he comes down off that fence.

So you better come out,
You better not cry, you better not pout,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is wearing a gown.

2007-11-22 05:55:54 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What was the first rock band ever?

Does anyone know?

2007-11-22 05:55:20 · 24 answers · asked by Prestmackine 3 in Rock and Pop

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Anyone else at work / bored???

Because here i am....sitting at work, pretty much bored out of my mind....

2007-11-22 05:55:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you crack your knuckles?

I do. It's so gross though Dx

2007-11-22 05:54:03 · 31 answers · asked by RAWRR annamonster! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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xmas jokes!?

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for
Christmas.
____________________________________________

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the
defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this
shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.

2007-11-22 05:53:43 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Theres this wagon walking down the road......?

Theres this wagon walking down the road and it loses 1 wheel so how many pancakes does it take to shingle the roof of a doghouse?

Aswer: 18 cause ice-cream doesn't have bones.

2007-11-22 05:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by Joox 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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do u feel sorry for people who prioritize hurting others above their character?

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*furows brows* people werk so hard on their looks, character needs werk too. when i see people let their characters go, it makes me distressed, do they know that peopel cen see their soul? do they know they look liek monsters?

2007-11-22 05:51:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Christmas carols?

Deck The Halls

See that drag queen his name's Molly.
Fa La La La La La La La La
For 50 bucks he'll make you jolly.
Fa La La La La La La La La
See him in his gay apparel.
Fa La La La La La La La La
You should meet his brother Carol.
Fa La La La La La La La La

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We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We wish you a happy hearing,
we wish you a happy hearing,
We wish you a happy hearing,
and we hope you make bail!

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed wino,
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you got too close to him,
He would take off his clothes.
All of the other winos,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any wino games.
Then one chilly Christmas Eve,
Rudolph froze to death in an alley.
End of story.

2007-11-22 05:49:29 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you call you mother?

2007-11-22 05:49:27 · 67 answers · asked by Miss Lady 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think the guy that wrote "I'm The Map" (dora The Explorer) was drunk when he wrote it?

And did the really think Dora and Explorer rhymed?

2007-11-22 05:49:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why is it that you only hear creaks and noises from upstairs?

when your on your own at home?

2007-11-22 05:48:55 · 16 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Polls & Surveys

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which season were you born in?

...i was born in late fall.

2007-11-22 05:45:54 · 55 answers · asked by Blah 6 in Polls & Surveys

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i'm smarticle ^_^ how many smarticles do you have? ^_^?

i have4 ^_^

2007-11-22 05:45:22 · 2 answers · asked by ^_^ ♥ §atsuki_☼ushiza ♥ ^_^ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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really good JOKE! please star if funny!?

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

2007-11-22 05:45:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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