When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for
Christmas.
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the
defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this
shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.
2007-11-22 05:53:43 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha I love them! Anymore!
2007-11-22 05:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-11-22 10:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little boy is driving his bike down the line and prevents on the intersection. A cop on a horse rides up next to him looks down and says "Wow, it relatively is a very severe high quality bike did Santa convey you that for Christmas?". Little boy proud as must be looks up and says "he specific did". Cop leans down and provides the boy a cost ticket and says "properly next 365 days tell Santa to place some reflectors on that bike". Boy looks on the fee ticket then looks up on the cop and says "did Santa convey you that horse for Christmas? ". Cop looks down with a arrogant grin on his face and replys "he specific did". The boy looks up on the cop and says "properly next 365 days tell him the dic is going on the backside no longer on precise".
2016-09-30 00:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by swendsen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho ho ho. very good. very festive.
You know why Santa has no children? Cos he only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney!!!
2007-11-22 12:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does Santa Clause have no children?
2007-11-22 06:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by rocketman9070 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 23:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-11-22 06:04:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-22 11:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved them, brilliant
starred
2007-11-22 10:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i LIKE #2 THE BEST.
2007-11-22 06:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Natalie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋