Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

2007-11-22 05:21:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why not ha ha ha?

2007-11-22 05:20:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the worst thing somebody has ever done/said to you and what did they do/say it?

2007-11-22 05:20:15 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 05:19:38 · 14 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 1 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man, Willy, mimes driving a car as runs around the halls of a retirement home. An orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing.

Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."

The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him. He catches Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing, Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's away in Chicago."

2007-11-22 05:19:37 · 7 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Jokes & Riddles

To fall into the ridioulous trap of "Black Friday" and get up at absurdly early hours to go stand in line to get those "special one say only sale" items, the marketing people lure you... Ever really notice how many "biggest sale of the year" "one day only" "only til 11:00am, there are throughout the year anyway???? Why not buy these "specials" thorugh out the year and not have the mad dash at the holidays, throw the retailers off the scent....hahaha.

Just short and simple answers, just wondering how many did it that;s all

2007-11-22 05:19:11 · 31 answers · asked by TheatreFan 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

"Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

2007-11-22 05:16:59 · 7 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

please star if u liked.

2007-11-22 05:16:32 · 6 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine was Nov. 17 I like it because it's so close to Thanksgiving and then comes Christmas and New year. Happy Birthday to those whose birthday is today!!!;)

2007-11-22 05:15:24 · 52 answers · asked by chichi117 3 in Polls & Surveys

i saw my guy friend MEK doing it with a turkey, should i be mad?

2007-11-22 05:15:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, "I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized."

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, "I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered."

Doctor Ahn says, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

2007-11-22 05:14:44 · 6 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 05:14:40 · 17 answers · asked by Mr. Mean Mugg 3 in Polls & Surveys

and are you male or female

2007-11-22 05:14:22 · 6 answers · asked by GEISHA 3 in Polls & Surveys

its thanksgiving.im having dinner at 8PM

2007-11-22 05:14:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I used to get emails everytime one of my contacts asked a question, but I've been swamped lately, everyone is asking so many questions! I turned off the email notice now, it was overloading my inbox.

Do you guys get the email for a contact's question or have you turned it off as well?

2007-11-22 05:13:25 · 11 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

2007-11-22 05:13:12 · 8 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 05:11:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

should i let her do it again tonight?

2007-11-22 05:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by murphyslaw 2 in Polls & Surveys

...or was it the turkey?

2007-11-22 05:09:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i see a kind of rubber band like thing.very thin

2007-11-22 05:08:52 · 6 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 05:08:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Details like how you felt and how it felt when you made out for the first time with a person.You can put the name of the person who you made out with if you want.

2007-11-22 05:07:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if the stores that i go to open at 4am and 5am?

2007-11-22 05:07:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 05:03:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 05:01:37 · 39 answers · asked by jamesh992000 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was approached by a disabled panhandler this morning, and a question struck me. Seems these days like it's en vogue to hate "big government"; that taxes are bad and that people should take it upon themselves, as INDIVIDUALS, to provide themselves and their families with what they need: Health care, retirement money, education, etc. Most people you ask seem to condemn the ideas of welfare, social security, and government-sponsored universal health care. INDIVIDUALS should provide for INDIVIDUALS, right?

Well, if that's so, why are people so reluctant to give personally to some needy, broken-down homeless guy on the street? I hear people say they'd rather give their dollars to charities and shelters, and let these ORGANIZATIONS do the actual "helping". If people are so opposed to centralized organizations when it comes to health care and welfare, why won't more INDIVIDUALS give a buck or two to the man in the street, and cut out the bureaucracy? Just a Thanksgiving thought.

2007-11-22 05:01:25 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Queen Live at Wembley, Queen Live in Rio or Queen's live Aid performance. I only have enough for one. thanks :)

2007-11-22 05:01:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:P

2007-11-22 05:01:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how do we find out who the father is?

2007-11-22 05:00:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

eating yet? If so, what are you having?

2007-11-22 05:00:52 · 11 answers · asked by jodi_jogal 3 in Polls & Surveys