A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
please star if u liked.
2007-11-22 05:16:32 · 6 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha ,,, pretty good
2007-11-22 05:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by GPANTOJA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odd
2007-11-24 17:16:24 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
starred
2007-11-22 14:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer funny
2007-11-22 13:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jillian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-22 13:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-22 13:19:58 · answer #6 · answered by michelle16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋