Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

And would you please pass me the leg?

2007-11-22 06:24:53 · 15 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man's wife has an artificial leg. Shortly before Christmas, he
buys her a new prosthetic and hides it in the closet.
Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with the artificial
limb.

"This wouldn't, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?"
she asks.

"No, of course not." responds her husband. "It's just a stocking
stuffer."

2007-11-22 06:24:22 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

you are talking to someone and and say, "I don't know why but ........" and the first thing they as is why?

Do you get that a lot?

2007-11-22 06:22:24 · 12 answers · asked by mari 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 06:22:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 06:22:17 · 2 answers · asked by Seth H 2 in Polls & Surveys

older or younger than you?

True or False

2007-11-22 06:21:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wet. [=

2007-11-22 06:21:27 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm A Lonesome Fugitive
Branded Man
Sing Me Back Home
The Legend Of Bonnie And Clyde
Mama Tried
Hungry Eyes
Workin' Man Blues
Okie From Muskogee
The Fightin' Side of Me
Daddy Frank (The Guitar Man)
Carolyn
Grandma Harp
It's Not Love (But It's Not Bad)
Everybody's Had the Blues
I Wonder if They Ever Think of Me
If We Make It Through December
Old Man from the Mountain
Things Aren't Funny Anymore
Always Wanting You
Kentucky Gambler
Movin' On
It's All In The Movies
Cherokee Maiden
The Roots of My Raising
I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink
Bar Room Buddies (with Clint Eastwood)
My Favorite Memory
Big City
Yesterday's Wine (with George Jones)
Going Where the Lonely Go
You Take Me For Granted
Pancho And Lefty (with Willie Nelson)
That's The Way Love Goes
Someday When Things Are Good
Let's Chase Each Other Around The Room
A Place to Fall Apart
Natural High
Twinkle, Twinkle, Lucky Star

2007-11-22 06:20:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

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2007-11-22 06:20:47 · 17 answers · asked by Giggle Bear 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm English and I don't give a stuff, by the way.

2007-11-22 06:19:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you be happie?! [=

2007-11-22 06:19:06 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 94 year old man is involved in hospital medicial tests
the nurse asked him to give a sperm sample.
He takes the sample tube home with him and returns to the hospital 2 days later and the tub is still empty.
The nurse asked why is it empty.
The man says it's no good, i tryed with my right hand and my left hand i got my wife to try with both hands and with her mouth,
With her teeth in and her teeth out.
I even got doris next door 2 try but we still could not get the damn lid off

2007-11-22 06:18:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am from upstate NY and call it pop. When I moved to Florida I asked a co-worker to get me a pop, and he said "what". What do you call it and where are you located?

2007-11-22 06:18:14 · 31 answers · asked by vivib 6 in Polls & Surveys

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods
searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with
hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm
chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's
decorated or not!"

2007-11-22 06:17:19 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 06:16:41 · 20 answers · asked by Smurf 2 in Polls & Surveys

Jigsaw Puzzles.........

2007-11-22 06:15:35 · 27 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

i have a friend who is absolutely fabulous and ginger. with matching carpets and curtains..... does it get you down?

2007-11-22 06:15:16 · 19 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 06:14:26 · 14 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have often seen that answers based on Western zodiac signs is not compatible with numerology or Chinese astrology or Vedic astrology and so on. I am looking for a more valid answer which is consistent across different kinds of astrology.

2007-11-22 06:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by Nidhivkk 1 in Horoscopes

2007-11-22 06:13:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-22 06:13:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 06:10:58 · 20 answers · asked by ABE 4 in Polls & Surveys

What has been the worst moment in your life?
Would you do it over if you could?
If you could do it over what would you do to make it better?

2007-11-22 06:10:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanted to wear one today. Or at least a turkey outfit.

2007-11-22 06:10:01 · 11 answers · asked by skrdude8389 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 06:09:10 · 11 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

The lyrics are this:

They've come to take me away hehe haha hoho

There is more, but I don't know them. I'm looking for my mom for Christmas. She loves that song, but noone will play it and she can't find a copy anywhere.

2007-11-22 06:07:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

Michael Jackson and 30 1st grade students were on a crashing plane. The plane had only 2 parachutes.
The pilot said "come on michael, lets take the parachutes and jump."

Michael replied, "What about the kids?"

"Screw the kids," the pilot countered

"But we don't have time!" Michael exclaimed

2007-11-22 06:07:01 · 11 answers · asked by Matt M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 06:05:52 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you are...do you still watch Cartoons?

2007-11-22 06:05:18 · 69 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

a man put an eg in the microwave for two minutes.
the egg didnt explode.
it wasny harboiled
how is this possible

2007-11-22 06:04:21 · 17 answers · asked by !jastastic! 2 in Jokes & Riddles