A man's wife has an artificial leg. Shortly before Christmas, he
buys her a new prosthetic and hides it in the closet.
Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with the artificial
limb.
"This wouldn't, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?"
she asks.
"No, of course not." responds her husband. "It's just a stocking
stuffer."
2007-11-22 06:24:22 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, not what she wanted then, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-22 11:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 09:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. He's just got time to dash round the stores before they shut. Hope he's in time cos otherwise his Christmas is looking pretty well sh*tty to me.
2007-11-22 12:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-22 06:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phew, think he got away with that
starred
2007-11-22 10:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-22 06:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder they got divorced
2007-11-22 07:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha *
2007-11-22 08:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋