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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

2007-11-22 05:13:12 · 8 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

That is a brilliant idea...roflol:):)

Thanks for a great lol:):) You have earned a star once more:)

Thanks,

Rags37:)

2007-11-23 04:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-22 18:48:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

haha Good one and funny!

2007-11-23 17:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-23 07:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 1

LOL ewww, but that isn't a bad idea. kudos to the old people :O)

2007-11-22 13:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by Loves Cure 2 · 0 1

haha

2007-11-22 13:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 1

thats really sick and funny

2007-11-22 13:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0 1

go grampa

2007-11-22 13:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by younggramma 3 · 0 1

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