Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

on this fine monday afternoon?

2007-11-19 10:00:00 · 18 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him this is all in your mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells him, I can cure this, and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....

The witch doctor says This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year All you have to do is say 1 2 3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish

The guy then asks the witch doctor What happens after when its over?.

The witch doctor says all you have to say is 1 2 3 4 and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for 3 months

This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says 1 2 3, and suddenly he gets a hard-on.

His wife turns over and says What did you say 1 2 3 for ?

2007-11-19 10:00:00 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you have any new and creative suggestions? I know deeds speak louder than words, so any ideas? The whole range from sweet to naughty would be appreciated!

2007-11-19 09:56:59 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:56:58 · 53 answers · asked by snake 4 in Polls & Surveys

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A : The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......

2007-11-19 09:55:54 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 09:55:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why or why not??

2007-11-19 09:55:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was watching the music awards last night and everybody was saying i hope Kayne West is okay

2007-11-19 09:54:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......

2007-11-19 09:53:43 · 24 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 09:51:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't have either.

2007-11-19 09:50:55 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:49:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

JFK..catholic... christian?
john f kennedy ....catholic... christian?
what has he done to demonstrate his catholic faith ??? and is he still a catholic/ christain???

2007-11-19 09:49:38 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 in Celebrities

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at the downtown International Marriott."

"That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke to me."

"Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"

"He said, 'Where'd you get the lousy haircut?'"

2007-11-19 09:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 09:47:47 · 4 answers · asked by Jae Won L 1 in Movies

2007-11-19 09:47:44 · 16 answers · asked by Joe S 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:46:45 · 44 answers · asked by P. K. 6 in Polls & Surveys

My friends and I want to make a soap opera parody, and we need a name... Any ideas??

2007-11-19 09:46:17 · 6 answers · asked by guagna 3 in Polls & Surveys

I need five guy names that are "old fashion"

all I have right now are-
Oswald
Clarance

2007-11-19 09:46:05 · 64 answers · asked by maxjay 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm on 23 different employers so far but have worked for some agencies so have actually worked at over 100 workplaces.

2007-11-19 09:45:42 · 21 answers · asked by Mr Cynical 5 in Polls & Surveys

want to join me with a amarulaaaa nice, found some brandy to. with my med it's working a treat. kitty cat is having some fun. while the folk are out im having some fun. ok im on my own sad ain't it..lol
go on be mean tell me my spelling stinks as much you like. im used to it. you can hate me to i don't care.

2007-11-19 09:45:13 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love when that happens. Then I'll just go ape**** and answer a ton of their Y!A queires.

Queries, ahh, good word.

2007-11-19 09:44:43 · 12 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:44:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

Really wanted you to screw up and everything went your way instead?

2007-11-19 09:44:00 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i thought that Spiderman 3 was sort of a wreck and i thought that 28 days later was stupid.

2007-11-19 09:43:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

come over for Thanksgiving and it ruins your holiday when you see them?

2007-11-19 09:42:27 · 20 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

jimmy carter ...catholic... christian?
what has he done to demonstrate his catholic faith ??? and is he still a catholic/ christain???


xoxo
Lollie

2007-11-19 09:42:22 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 09:42:15 · 18 answers · asked by Horse_L9 2 in Celebrities

it grew on me: "That was gay", " you are gay for that", "I mean that is so gay for him or her to act like that" "do you wanna hear something so gay....."
Do you think I should stop... it's pretty offenssive huh? I am not describing homosexuals, just figure of speech. I say straight: "that movie was straight" or if someone tells me sorry for like stepping on my shoe or something dumb I'll say: your straight"....(i'm rambling sorry)

2007-11-19 09:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 in Polls & Surveys