After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him this is all in your mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, I can cure this, and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year All you have to do is say 1 2 3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish
The guy then asks the witch doctor What happens after when its over?.
The witch doctor says all you have to say is 1 2 3 4 and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for 3 months
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says 1 2 3, and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says What did you say 1 2 3 for ?
2007-11-19 10:00:00 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she said for (four)? get it?
2007-11-19 10:04:45 · update #1
Really funny!
Thats just my luck too!
Well done for that and cheers for the giggle x
(Can`t believe so many miserable peoples responses!)
2007-11-19 11:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure what the doctor means but i do believe there are people who can push the limits.Case- going to school with warts was ruining my life a person who we considered to be a witch namely Simeon Dingy honestly charmed the warts away.This man in later years taught me how to find water with an alder bush he was my hero.
2016-05-24 06:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, doesn't the witch doctor say, that HE has to say "1, 2, 3, 4?".
So I don't see why the wife's saying it would change anything.
2007-11-19 10:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol it was good u just screwed up that someone around him had to say 1 2 3 4
2007-11-19 10:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 11:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two drums and a cymball fall off a cliff.... Buh Duhm, ching!
Thanks everybody, Im here all week.
2007-11-19 11:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Robbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-19 11:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Natalie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good and hard hitting.
Isnt it amazing what some guys get UP to!
2007-11-19 11:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that was really funny!!
10/10!!
Your star is on its way!! *
2007-11-19 19:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...that makes no sense what-so-ever. What does his wife saying for(4) have to do with it?
2007-11-19 10:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by ReesiesPeesies 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋