A man buying a camel was advised that to make it walk, he should say, "Few", to make it run he should say, "Many", and to make it stop, he should say, "Amen". On his first ride, all went well. "Few!", he called, and off the camel went. "Many!" he shouted, and the camel began to run - straight for the edge of a cliff. But the new owner had forgotten the word to make the animal stop! As the cliff edge came closer, he cried out in terror. "Lord save me! Lord save me! Amen!" And of course the camel stopped - right at the edge of the fearsome precipice. Whereupon, the rider mopped his brow in relief and said, "Phew, that was clo- AAAAGH!"

STAR IF FUNNY PLEASE!

2007-11-19 12:19:48 · 17 answers · asked by Amanda 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you rather over-dressed?

Or totally nude?

2007-11-19 12:19:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite animal?

Mine are:
White tigers (especially the cubs)
Black Jaguars
White Seals
Kangaroos
Kittens and puppies
Horses
Bunnies
Some Lizards
Ducks
Barney---We all love that purple dinosaur ^_^

And I have alot more that I love.

2007-11-19 12:17:42 · 17 answers · asked by JustAnotherMarionette. 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm?

i do. i think it's pretty, prettyyy, prettayy good.

2007-11-19 12:14:50 · 6 answers · asked by Joey (f) 2 in Comedy

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What in the world happened to that, "I see dead people" kid?

He kinda disappeared.

2007-11-19 12:14:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When you read my q's & a's, can you hear them in Bogart's voice?

I do, when I read my own.

"Here's lookin' at you, Kid"

2007-11-19 12:10:00 · 7 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

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