A man buying a camel was advised that to make it walk, he should say, "Few", to make it run he should say, "Many", and to make it stop, he should say, "Amen". On his first ride, all went well. "Few!", he called, and off the camel went. "Many!" he shouted, and the camel began to run - straight for the edge of a cliff. But the new owner had forgotten the word to make the animal stop! As the cliff edge came closer, he cried out in terror. "Lord save me! Lord save me! Amen!" And of course the camel stopped - right at the edge of the fearsome precipice. Whereupon, the rider mopped his brow in relief and said, "Phew, that was clo- AAAAGH!"
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2007-11-19
12:19:48
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