Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2007

2007-11-16 07:41:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like it. Thx.

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.

"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered,
"An apple."

The teacher replied,
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.

"Is it a peach?" Billy asks.

"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies.
"Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies.
"It's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.
"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."

"Johnny!" she cries.
"That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny.
"It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

2007-11-16 07:39:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please give details.

2007-11-16 07:38:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

or like...............what do you do in you spare time....like a hobby

AND NO, ANSWERING YAHOO QUESTIONS DOES NOT COUNT. :)

2007-11-16 07:38:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love it.

2007-11-16 07:38:22 · 37 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

can be anything. go wild.

2007-11-16 07:38:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This happens to me a lot. Someone says something derogatory or insulting to me, and I become tongue-tied - until a little after and person is gone - THEN - I think of a really good come-back. Very irritating. I wish I could play back the moment.

2007-11-16 07:37:38 · 17 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Polls & Surveys

Nevermind who that is. Who's the greatest person on the *** of the earth?

2007-11-16 07:37:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

omg i watched some old power ranger episodes and still love them. its still so cool

2007-11-16 07:36:33 · 16 answers · asked by Lewis S 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-16 07:36:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:36:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:35:53 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ARKONi™♥ 2 in Celebrities

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."

Star If You Like it. thx.

2007-11-16 07:35:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Besides the fact that I have write an essay, I'd say I'm quite good.
So how are you? :)

2007-11-16 07:34:53 · 22 answers · asked by ★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:34:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:33:51 · 17 answers · asked by Selina Kyle 5 in Polls & Surveys

An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"


Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

2007-11-16 07:32:42 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 07:31:59 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Using a compass as a guide as to where you aim, where do you direct the flow? Or are you one of those noisy buggers who shoot in the water?

2007-11-16 07:31:23 · 18 answers · asked by rikerlock 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:31:15 · 8 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

What exactly is being charming, and having a presence and how do you know if you've got it??
Example of a male person who I've heard has a presence and is charming is George Clooney
For a female I've heard of carrie underwood
So What is it and how do you know if you've got it?

2007-11-16 07:30:42 · 2 answers · asked by chocolateandmusic 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm American, I use gray. Even when writing about Gray's Anatomy.

2007-11-16 07:30:19 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:29:49 · 8 answers · asked by bowie1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

jus curious
for me nothing no offense
thanks
♥

2007-11-16 07:28:06 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He looks weird for some unknown reason,but he looked good in the Fast and the Furious movie,but it seems like all they other movies he has played in,he doesn't look that attractive to me.Does he to you?

2007-11-16 07:27:54 · 8 answers · asked by Brittany Boo 4 in Movies

for example: the word "moist" sounds so very dirty. but, you could be referring to a moist piece of cake.

2007-11-16 07:27:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and who told you?

2007-11-16 07:27:21 · 22 answers · asked by i ♥ cheerleading ! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:27:17 · 46 answers · asked by Ollie B 4 in Polls & Surveys

what contacts do u want to give a shout out too?

Big Sexy, So sincerious, Ryan G, Mr. Mailman, Jasonlai73, Solitaire, Niffler, Dead man, M.Buttery Biscuits, New York Chick, Hennessy luv's u,and My beemer sister (I'm better than you), thanx for making my work day go faster.. kisses!!

2007-11-16 07:27:02 · 25 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:26:53 · 8 answers · asked by Nerds Rule! 6 in Polls & Surveys