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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.
"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered,
"An apple."
The teacher replied,
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?" Billy asks.
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies.
"Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies.
"It's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.
"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries.
"That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny.
"It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
2007-11-16 07:39:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is another little Johhny one for ya...
Little Johnny Strikes Again!!
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boob's are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
2007-11-16 07:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Heather 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2016-05-23 10:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100! Yay!
2007-11-16 07:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny goes clean? OMG!
2007-11-16 07:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
That's hilarious!
2007-11-16 07:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by leslie005011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol theres another one similar (anyone notice who it says bag full of fruits and they all ended up being vegetables?)
2007-11-16 07:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
reallfy funny heres a star :-)
:-)
2007-11-16 07:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by :-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-):-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...heard that one before but its still funny!!
2007-11-16 07:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WAY TOO FUNNY!!! A STAR FOR YOU
2007-11-16 07:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao love it
2007-11-16 09:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋