Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2007

2007-11-16 08:09:04 · 12 answers · asked by Brittainy D 1 in Drama

What say you all, do you want more of my 80s based questions?

2007-11-16 08:07:40 · 13 answers · asked by rcds23 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 08:07:28 · 30 answers · asked by Gnasher 4 in Polls & Surveys

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTUMER: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTUMER: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTUMER: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTUMER: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTUMER: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTUMER: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTUMER: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTUMER: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTUMER: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTUMER: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTUMER: You recommended something?
to be continued...

2007-11-16 08:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 08:07:13 · 7 answers · asked by Raalnan5 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 08:06:58 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 08:06:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

Babe, you have to believe me when I tell you..................?

2007-11-16 08:04:51 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 08:04:13 · 15 answers · asked by GargVK 7 in Celebrities

2007-11-16 08:03:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

2007-11-16 08:02:50 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

That you never want to hear your spouse/partner say??

Most creative answer wins!

2007-11-16 08:01:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's some kids in my health class that keep singing this song that they say is by Akon...this is really bugging me!!

What I've heard from them:
"Beautiful girl, you left me suicidal" or something like that. If you can help, please do! Thanks!

2007-11-16 08:01:36 · 11 answers · asked by Yoruichi 2 in Lyrics

Yes. 4 chapters. 50 pages. 20,000 words. About 1/4 to 1/6 of a book.

2007-11-16 08:01:31 · 27 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Dionne Warwick was the best host! What do you think of the dancers?

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/1248-solid-gold/

2007-11-16 08:00:34 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

just for fun, what are some changes you'd like to see made?

2007-11-16 07:59:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it starts off in the beginning with him at a party and hes all messed up on coke and he says something about the room spinning....im pretty sure its underground or on infinite! ive downloaded like every song possible on limewire and cant find it.

2007-11-16 07:59:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-11-16 07:59:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

KANGAROO BALLS

Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the
kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't believe the
size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured close to
the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and
gave his 'nads a squeeze.

The animal, startled, jumped clear over the fence and
bounded away down the path.

A keeper saw the critter fading out of sight, and running up
to the woman, said "What did you do to that kangaroo?"

"I just gave his nuts a tweak to see if they were real!"
she wailed.

"Well," said the keeper, dropping his pants, "you'd better
tweak mine, 'cause I have to catch that sucker"!

2007-11-16 07:59:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently
it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the
first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been
asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
So what's your story?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has
been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating
on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall
off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and
starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that
for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell
into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I
ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge
where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and
anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the
balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man
in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being
full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because
I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very
long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for
sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held
on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a
hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but
again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all
right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this
refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly,
and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty
horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked
for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a
refrigerator..."

2007-11-16 07:58:54 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I NEVER notice them until they are pointed out to me. I wonder if maybe I am just too involved in the storyline to catch them, or maybe I am just not very observant.

2007-11-16 07:58:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

freerice.com? It is a great deal of fun filling the bowl. Have you tried it yet?

http://www.freerice.com

2007-11-16 07:58:46 · 14 answers · asked by Madam Naka 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know any good songs, any songs in any category exept heavy metal.--- Thanks a bunch :)

2007-11-16 07:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Hot or Not?

2007-11-16 07:56:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:56:47 · 9 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank with your thought,

For me Life is nothing but surviving is the hardest part of life.

2007-11-16 07:56:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:56:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 07:55:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Take a look... and even though we are miles apart... we are both looking at it together...

Jen xx

2007-11-16 07:55:33 · 10 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2007-11-16 07:55:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys