Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
2007-11-16 08:02:50 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are getting more stars tonight girl - got your flag out for tomorrow??? I have
2007-11-16 08:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 08:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Don't suppose you've read the book 'How to win friends and influence people'
Certainly makes an impression.
2007-11-16 10:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
very naughty indeed, lol
aurevoir
2007-11-16 09:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about - Hi Mom and Dad, did you hear the condom broke?
2007-11-16 08:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha im def gonna bust some of those out sometime
2007-11-16 08:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, wonder how many men have said thost things, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-16 09:12:28 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha number one's definately a great icebreaker!
2007-11-16 08:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dwain A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no: 8 does it for me xx
2007-11-16 08:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great funny round from you thanx *
2007-11-16 09:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋