KANGAROO BALLS
Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the
kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't believe the
size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured close to
the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and
gave his 'nads a squeeze.
The animal, startled, jumped clear over the fence and
bounded away down the path.
A keeper saw the critter fading out of sight, and running up
to the woman, said "What did you do to that kangaroo?"
"I just gave his nuts a tweak to see if they were real!"
she wailed.
"Well," said the keeper, dropping his pants, "you'd better
tweak mine, 'cause I have to catch that sucker"!
2007-11-16 07:59:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha excellent lmao
10/10
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2007-11-16 08:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaa! Haaaa!! Funny one!
2007-11-16 16:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. very funny, probably make a man's eyes water.
2007-11-16 18:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lolz that is propa funny lolz
you are a laff
you can av a S T A R lolz
2007-11-16 17:06:40 · answer #4 · answered by shez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ha ha very funny
2007-11-16 19:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by lynda q 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was cute!
star<3
2007-11-16 17:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cooooooooooool! hope he"s got is running shoe"s on!!
2007-11-16 16:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
whhoooooooooooooooooooo whooooooo
2007-11-16 16:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by laurence c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hop it.lol
2007-11-16 18:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got some chicken wire you can have!!!
2007-11-16 16:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋