Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

a man has a serious bowel problem and farts constantly. his grossed out wife comes up with a plan. she buys some pig guts from the butchers and says to her husband:

"if you keep on farting you are going to fart your guts out"

knowing that her husband is not that gullible, the wife carefully puts the guts down the mans pants in his sleep.

in the morning the man wakes up horrified and rushes to the bathroom. when he comes out he says:

"you were right about the farting. thankfully, i manage to push my guts back up again".

rate out of 10 please!

2007-11-15 05:05:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

10 ⤊

If you got a lot of money all of the sudden, would it make you any happier?

2007-11-15 05:05:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

17 ⤊

What's the oldest thing you have in your house?

I have a little ornamental tin that was made in 1908.

2007-11-15 05:05:29 · 101 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

What drink is in your hand right now?

can of gingerale......

2007-11-15 05:05:14 · 20 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

29 ⤊

Can i be so proud of Ultrastooge PhD.?

that i really need to share of this very touching poem that he wrote?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AooyUoqlOOrKccTpDXwNVRPsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071115053920AAvqLEH

2007-11-15 05:05:01 · 9 answers · asked by Dark Dickinsonian 4 in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

Did Justin bring sexy back or is he just lovestoned?

2007-11-15 05:04:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Do You Know How To Do The Cha Cha Slide?

If so, how did you learn it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhnQDbYZAU

2007-11-15 05:04:41 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Which tattoo is your favorite?

I like my celtic cross, but I think my tiki is cooler...

2007-11-15 05:04:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What ya think about this?

Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday'.*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanza*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!*

2007-11-15 05:03:42 · 14 answers · asked by *Kimmie* 5 in Polls & Surveys

12 ⤊

I'm stuck here 'til my pants finish drying in the dryer, so?

How will you be entertaining me this afternoon?

2007-11-15 05:03:42 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Do you enjoy the taste of water?

2007-11-15 05:03:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2 ⤊

Do you like coffee?

2007-11-15 05:02:19 · 62 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever had chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

I don't see them here in the States but I know I've been to other countries and it's like they sell them there like vendors sell hotdogs. They're an interesting taste.

2007-11-15 05:02:14 · 20 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

9 ⤊

Do you prefer to stay within the lines or do you prefer to ...........??

step over them??

I step over the lines as much as I can get away with!! That makes life more interesting!!

2007-11-15 05:01:35 · 26 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

12 ⤊

Do you do a lot of wishing?

are you a wish kinda person

2007-11-15 05:01:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 ⤊

Would you buy YAHOO Gear if they sold some?

I like the "Y" logo. I would probably just buy a cap.

2007-11-15 05:01:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

9 ⤊

POLL name something associated with China??

ty

2007-11-15 05:00:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10 ⤊

Did you bring sexy back?

Or was it never there to begin with?

2007-11-15 04:57:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Is there anybody ourt there that's really good with reading or clairvoyance?

I'm a Leo (August 10, 1987 although my dad says it could even be the 11th cuz i was born at around midnight and he thinks the doctor messed up with the time) and I'm having some friend problems right now and I would just like some help before i go and do something stupid cuz this girl is REEEALLY getting on my nerves... anyway, i would also like some help with other areas in my life, not just that one, if you can... thank you!

2007-11-15 04:57:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes