a man has a serious bowel problem and farts constantly. his grossed out wife comes up with a plan. she buys some pig guts from the butchers and says to her husband:
"if you keep on farting you are going to fart your guts out"
knowing that her husband is not that gullible, the wife carefully puts the guts down the mans pants in his sleep.
in the morning the man wakes up horrified and rushes to the bathroom. when he comes out he says:
"you were right about the farting. thankfully, i manage to push my guts back up again".
rate out of 10 please!
2007-11-15 05:05:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 good one
2007-11-18 13:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by faithfulangelhun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-11-15 05:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by The bored and hyper one 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3/10
2007-11-15 05:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by daark 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i exchange into interior the shop searching for a birthday card for my buddy. right here exchange right into a woman interior reach along with her son who exchange into possibly 4 years previous or so. I felt a fart so I pushed it out. It exchange into long and quite loud. the female tried to in a well mannered way pretend that no longer something got here approximately yet her son needed no part of that. He began to ask her..."Mommy, did you are attempting this?" "Mommy, exchange into which you?" The greater she tried to quiet him, the greater persistent he grew to alter into. She exchange into so embarrassed that i could no longer help yet snigger.
2016-10-02 10:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 05:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Totally FunnY! REally disgusting, but sooo funny!!!!
Totally 10<
2007-11-15 06:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ashtox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your farts stink. But you know why women don't fart like men? They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build the pressure.
2007-11-15 05:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao omg 7
2007-11-15 09:10:09 · answer #8 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
- 100
2007-11-15 05:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by julien 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i give it a 2
2007-11-15 05:16:04 · answer #10 · answered by KIko86 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋