Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.

Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'

Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '

Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'

Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'

Pharmacist: 'Of course.'

Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'

Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'

Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'

Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'

Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'

Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'

Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'

2007-11-15 13:04:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 13:04:22 · 14 answers · asked by MAF1113 6 in Polls & Surveys

whats a good line,phrase,sentence. that has to do with TRUST?? what are good things to say about the word trust??

2007-11-15 13:04:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does someone have to be popular for you to date them?
Or would you date someone who is unpopular, yet attractive?
For me it doesn't matter
just want your opinions :)
have fun!

2007-11-15 13:04:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:03:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(It's Holiday "humor"...)
If you could "stuff" the "Turkey" that screwed your life up..who would that "Turkey" be? What would you stuff them with????
**Mine is my ex...I'd "stuff" him with Dynomite!!**

2007-11-15 13:02:52 · 5 answers · asked by wanjoy 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.

The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that she is gonna kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?"

"No," replied the nervous immigrant.

"Did you hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill you?"
"No."

"Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?"
"No."

"Then why did you think she's gonna kill you?" asked the exasperated police officer.

"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.

The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud.

The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle said 'Polish Remover'?"

2007-11-15 13:01:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

doesn't have to be money

2007-11-15 13:01:36 · 9 answers · asked by tiedtoarainbow 7 in Polls & Surveys

I need a little advice here

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aj1WJXh5IAUFmiFaiBmg8Unsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071115174509AAnrlTK

2007-11-15 13:00:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok this is for fans only, so no fanboyz please, or they will be reported.

Ok, so the fox has to main powers, the ability to created tsunamis, which are high winds and unlimited chakra. Now I'd like to discuss the first one, the tsunami power, well first of all, Storm can do that too and much more so that's nothign big really, I mean you've all seen The Rise of the Silver Surfer adn what he did simply by flying around the globe at super speeds. Sure the tsunamies would do lots of damage to a house and normal people and other Naruto characters, but why do people say it is so powerful? Let me give you an example, DBZ, or Flash or Superman, they go like much much faster then the speed of a tsunami wind and the wind that runs in their face deosn't even bother them, unlike Videl in DBZ when she first learned how to fly and the wind would get in the eyes. Now someone that goes let's say 10 times the speed of light, well much more powerful winds get in their eyes and hit their bodies

2007-11-15 13:00:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

We have food, Scotch, Captain Morgan's, music, and I'm about to dance on the coffee table... so whoever's not here, Hurry!

Oh, hell we'll wait a while for the hot action to begin. lol!

2007-11-15 13:00:05 · 15 answers · asked by jjoy4444 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have missed ALL of the season up to tonight, and I am confused!?!

Does Lana know everything on Clark?

WHats going on with his "mom" I just caught the last 15 mins of this episode, I am so confused.

Please clue me on on EVERYTHING possible from this season so far!

Thanks so much :)

2007-11-15 12:59:31 · 5 answers · asked by twilight_dezire 2 in Drama

there are some on youtube but im looking for like the whole first season.

2007-11-15 12:59:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

2007-11-15 12:59:16 · 10 answers · asked by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If yes, because you want to defend the country or other.

If no, because you dont like Violence, Afraid of dieing, or other

2007-11-15 12:59:05 · 9 answers · asked by Bryson 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:58:57 · 29 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

No brainer and its probably been asked a million times but i aint asked before, so.....whats your fave song?

2007-11-15 12:58:48 · 7 answers · asked by Ax. 2 in Polls & Surveys

what didja eat?

2007-11-15 12:58:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where can i see the last episodes of who's the boss

2007-11-15 12:57:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

The Reason

Nasrudin went to a rich man.
‘Give me some money.’
‘Why?’ ‘I want to buy … an elephant.’
‘If you have no money, you can’t afford to keep an elephant.’
‘I came here’, said Nasrudin, ‘to get money, not advice.’

.............
Delivering a Khutba,
Once, Nasreddin was invited to deliver a khutba. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES". So Nasreddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week.
.....
If you liked don't forget to give a star

2007-11-15 12:56:17 · 4 answers · asked by daark 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 12:56:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:55:59 · 48 answers · asked by Wil 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:55:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You women sure do like to point out how much they hurt.

2007-11-15 12:54:52 · 6 answers · asked by Darth Nihilus 5 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes your question first posts on top of the page or sometimes it posts already half down the page??

2007-11-15 12:54:23 · 9 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

I will click on a question and it will say it is deleted and then I will go back and there it is again....And no violation cause the question is still there.....
I can take a hint and get off here for awhile.
Peace.

2007-11-15 12:53:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and see where Santa lives.

2007-11-15 12:50:58 · 13 answers · asked by carpathian3030 6 in Polls & Surveys

yes or no and why

2007-11-15 12:50:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Eason-Jay-Z

Yay Area-Nas

HNIC-Nas

Escobar-Nas

Evil-Nas

Makaveli-2pac??

: )-A Tribe Called Quest or Slick Rick??

Adapted: 4 sum reason i think Method Man?

IMTHEMAN-have no idea but i think West Coast rapper

MsPharella Williams- Pharell??

Q-Stackz-Nas?

Stef-MF Doom?

YA RLY-Jay-Z?

PinoyBoy-Nas?

Steph-Jay-Z?

JZA ONE-GZA?

Buttery Biscuits- ??

Nsayne- no clue but ill say umm... Kool G Rap??

Hiphop101-Methodman?

QB's Finest-imma say Nas?

Jdilla4rilla-ill say sum1 from Chi..umm Common??

Blackheart-Pac??

thats all the people i thought of off da top of my head

2007-11-15 12:50:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-11-15 12:49:36 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys