Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

2007-11-15 12:49:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like the USA or Canadian version.

2007-11-15 12:48:06 · 3 answers · asked by don l. c 1 in Movies

2007-11-15 12:46:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you bilingual? I speak a little Spanish. Buenos noches!

2007-11-15 12:46:34 · 20 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:46:18 · 34 answers · asked by BOBBY B 6 in Polls & Surveys

the same way you would like to be treated if you were their pet?

2007-11-15 12:46:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family.

"You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!"

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my reward be?"

"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer.

"And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said.

"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!"

Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!"

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"

2007-11-15 12:45:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 12:43:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:43:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:43:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm getting my hair cut (just a trim, might get it relayered...) and I wanna get something else. Pedicures are cheaper, but I kinda wanna get a new look and I AM a bit short on money. I could afford either one, but which one sounds better?

2007-11-15 12:43:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or a bad person trying to act good?

2007-11-15 12:42:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?

Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath

6. Click on the following web address:

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

7. Watch him sh*t his pants

2007-11-15 12:42:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

when one of your keys on the keyboard sticks??

What do you do to solve that problem??

2007-11-15 12:42:25 · 23 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:42:23 · 36 answers · asked by Jacuzzi Lover 6 in Polls & Surveys

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"

2007-11-15 12:41:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-15 12:41:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to bring universal unity between all people?

2007-11-15 12:41:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

out one of your accounts to a friend and they get it suspended?

2007-11-15 12:40:59 · 9 answers · asked by Gonealot R 6 in Polls & Surveys

this week that were a priority .. ? muy importante...please share and also tell 'why they were important...' thanks all ! ♥

2007-11-15 12:40:50 · 6 answers · asked by Forever 6 in Polls & Surveys

Blue and Silver or
Gold and Red

2007-11-15 12:39:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:39:51 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Am really really bored so please help with your suggestions.....

2007-11-15 12:39:03 · 17 answers · asked by smegal 2 in Other - Entertainment

what is the mile high club??

2007-11-15 12:38:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who goes to Enole HS in Raleigh?

go EGALS!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-15 12:38:19 · 6 answers · asked by Bubbles 3 in Polls & Surveys

see another user with the same looking avatar as yours??

2007-11-15 12:36:50 · 33 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:36:26 · 18 answers · asked by Zardoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:36:25 · 10 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

But it hurts more when you have that person right in front of you and yet you still miss them....

2007-11-15 12:36:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 12:35:35 · 19 answers · asked by Kyle 6 in Polls & Surveys