Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you and snooping at everything you are reading?
Next time just follow these simple instructions, and get ready to
enjoy your well-earned privacy:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the annoying guy can clearly see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky - take a very deep
breath
6. Click on the following web address:
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
7. Watch him sh*t his pants
2007-11-15 12:42:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pure brilliance mate loved it
2007-11-16 00:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 20:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! And I never use exclamation marks, bugger am even forced into a couple of lols and a wmkl.....although I might have made the last one up, dunno.
Nice one
2007-11-15 20:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by scooter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely fantastic!
2007-11-16 08:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh - have a star xx
2007-11-16 06:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one hahaha
2007-11-16 11:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
Well done!!
Keep 'em coming!!
10/10 + * !!
2007-11-16 03:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELP....I can't get the link to work? all I get is a blank screen!
2007-11-16 03:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by sicknote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, one of your best. Have a star.
2007-11-17 20:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by Maggs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed that hard that my 2 year old son started to giggle too :)
Thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In my case it happens on buses and trains but it still might be effective ;)
2007-11-15 21:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋