Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
2007-11-15 13:04:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought this was hillarious!!! it made me laugh way hard!!! where did you find this joke?!?!?
2007-11-16 18:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because I left you for epic beard man shes probably gonna go for Rickey. EDIT: Why would you say that when Rickey answered your question? Again, Epic Beard man was my choice, and a damn good one too! He puts up a political conversation against republicans, you could never do that! BTW, France is the better choice. I've been to France before, both are depressing though.
2016-05-23 08:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-15 13:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 13:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So it's a case of
Older the fiddle
Sweeter the tune.
Lol
2007-11-16 04:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2007-11-15 13:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny good 1
2007-11-15 13:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daft but funny!
Here have a star for making me smile! *
2007-11-15 19:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 gear viagra.lol
2007-11-15 14:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not real funny no, but kinda cute I guess.
2007-11-15 14:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cute! I just read it to my parents and they both loved it too.
2007-11-15 14:00:14 · answer #11 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋