Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

On way home with my daughter after shopping( very sinister) I was stopped for a check . when i was about to drive away i asked why i had been stopped. The reply was and i quote, " Just for the sheer hell of it" This was a few years ago and it has stuck in my mind. Quite funny really.

2007-11-14 01:20:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 01:19:01 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No offence to any blondes out there
If you do take offence MAKE SURE YOU PUT IT BACK

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband asked, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."


Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them. "A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was .... ""Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

A blonde was driving home, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun, and told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard & all the dents would pop out. So, she went home, got down on her hands & knees & started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder & still nothing happened. Her roommate saw her and asked, "What the heck are you doing?" She told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow in the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, Hello! You need to roll up the windows first!!"

2007-11-14 01:18:15 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You used to hear the term "country and western music" alot which seems to me to mean that they are two different (also probably similar) types of music. So what's the difference--or is there one?

2007-11-14 01:17:49 · 6 answers · asked by Jane F 3 in Country

the ship sink?

2007-11-14 01:17:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i never picked up on it the first time i watched.
it's on right now on Encore Mystery channel, it's a good movie.

(it came out in 1999, so if i blew it for you lets just say you should have seen it by now ;)

2007-11-14 01:17:31 · 30 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

Give us in few words your mellow-sad story.

2007-11-14 01:15:48 · 14 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 01:12:56 · 16 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Polls & Surveys

For women everywhere........


Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought...............I don't ******* think so.

2007-11-14 01:12:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It seems to me that they care alot more. Ive never looked at a girl and thought "omg she has small breasts". Its all about the a55 lol.

2007-11-14 01:12:11 · 19 answers · asked by Emm H 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 01:11:28 · 1 answers · asked by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 in Drama

help!

2007-11-14 01:09:33 · 11 answers · asked by Giggle Bear 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is KICKBALL!

2007-11-14 01:06:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What IS the recommended sized needle for sewing seeds?

2007-11-14 01:06:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 01:06:16 · 33 answers · asked by Fall Back 3 in Polls & Surveys

And for the men who do you think is the sexiest woman alive?

Also why do they always choose celebs as the sexiest people alive. There are plenty of men who arent rich, famous, or powerful who are sexy.

2007-11-14 01:05:19 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life? "

" Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

2007-11-14 01:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one....

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "She was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

2007-11-14 01:02:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Some hints for women.
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Forest Gump is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -"don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
18. If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.
19. All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
20. If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.
21. Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.

2007-11-14 01:01:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what is your favorite jason aldean song? mine is between hicktown and back in this cigarette. and any JA FC members on here if so whats your name on the boards mine is gibsongutargirl

2007-11-14 00:59:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-11-14 00:59:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 00:58:48 · 14 answers · asked by dancing queen 6 in Polls & Surveys

Holiday at Christmas, Or in the Summer

2007-11-14 00:55:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 00:53:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 00:51:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 00:51:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She is in Tokyo talking about drunk elephants getting electrocuted.

2007-11-14 00:51:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 00:51:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The good people of Huntington, West Virginia would hear us?

http://www.marshall.edu/library/speccoll/virtual_museum/memorial/default.asp

2007-11-14 00:50:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...that happens somewhere in UK, about a subnormal girl that marries a handsome man, and because of the love she feels for him, she develops a kind of mistic delirium, when he is about to die??? . The movie was produced by a Dane directed.. and is very very long.

Thanks

2007-11-14 00:50:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies