Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life? "
" Yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
2007-11-14 01:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man. that was not very good.
2007-11-14 01:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by kvfkvfirvf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get the last one srry
2007-11-14 01:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan.... useless
2007-11-14 01:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Superspark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-14 01:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-14 01:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by mjm52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny im afraid
2007-11-14 01:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok not bad
2007-11-14 07:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.
2007-11-14 01:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, love it!
2007-11-14 02:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok, I guess.
2007-11-14 01:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋