For women everywhere........
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought...............I don't ******* think so.
2007-11-14 01:12:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have some good jokes. Thanks for sharing lol.
2007-11-14 01:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only I hadn't kissed the frog but ate him instead. We all live and learn.
2016-05-23 03:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by kaitlyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one i will share that with the girls at work.
2007-11-14 02:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol
2007-11-14 01:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
]funny have a star
2007-11-14 01:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but allas was on here last week
2007-11-14 01:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it
2007-11-14 01:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by mjm52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha yes very funny! girl power!!!
2007-11-14 01:37:57 · answer #8 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very good.
2007-11-14 07:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, love it!
2007-11-14 02:54:36 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious....
**** A star for you ****
2007-11-14 01:27:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋