empty house funny or not?

Question

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one....

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "She was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

Answer 1

Good one Lol Thanks

Answer 2

This is extremely funny because it is hard to hit a parked car.

Answer 3

Nice one have a star

Answer 4

very funny 10.

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

good one but it was posted on here only last week

Answer 7

sorry missed the mark

Answer 8

That was funny! God bless the "MIL"
starred you

Answer 9

Hahaha nice one...

Answer 10

hahaha excellent one. lol

Answer 11

Its like a "funny" story from a woman mag..... not very funny at all.