Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2007

2007-11-12 21:09:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Or living on Fantasy Island??????

2007-11-12 21:08:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-11-12 21:05:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is a good excuse for a person to get drunk

2007-11-12 20:59:34 · 13 answers · asked by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the human body, which organ is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an ***hole.

2007-11-12 20:57:03 · 10 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

surely it is beans on toast

2007-11-12 20:56:52 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:55:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

"Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

2007-11-12 20:54:13 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Cuz i only left mine in for a week a the bast*rds dead.

2007-11-12 20:54:07 · 9 answers · asked by Deborah C 3 in Jokes & Riddles

...in his eyes? Or her eyes if you're a guy?

2007-11-12 20:53:15 · 12 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

And, just to return the favor, here are a few for you:

Did you know the modern dime has 118 ridges on its edge?
No, Silly! I didn't count 'em! I read it in the following link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dime_(United_States_coin)

and, one more to share with Thanksgiving dinner guests....
Pilgrims didn't use forks - only spoons, knives, and fingers.
http://www.amusingfacts.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?query=Pilgrims

So, now you know what you have to do.... if you want your
Thanksgiving to be truly authentic, commemorative.... and messy!

THANKS for your answers, of course.

2007-11-12 20:53:09 · 11 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hello,
my details: DOB: 9th dec. 1974
Time: 12:10 hrs
Place: Pattikonda,India


Can anyone please tell me when does my sade starts and ends? i have already suffered a lot without any peace. How is Saturn in my horoscope? What else should i do to make this period bearable?

Thanking you all
Regards
Praveena

2007-11-12 20:52:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Let's face it, English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
And French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down.
And in which you fill in a form,
By filling it out.
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers.
And it reflects the creativity of the human race.
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why,
When the stars are out, they are visible
But when the lights are out, they are invisible
And it's why when I wind up my watch,
It starts.
But when I wind up this poem,
It ends.

2007-11-12 20:50:15 · 13 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I love Oatmeal in the morning, it is warm and keeps me filled up for a while, but I also LOVE putting either brown sugar or maple syrup in it, which obviously seriously drags down the healthiness of it. Does anyone have any ideas on how to better the taste of oatmeal, healthily?

2007-11-12 20:49:46 · 9 answers · asked by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:48:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

2007-11-12 20:48:37 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-12 20:47:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isnt that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, thats them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "Were planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? Whats going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, were going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"

2007-11-12 20:46:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:41:04 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or both?

2007-11-12 20:40:53 · 26 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:33:08 · 7 answers · asked by kiss 1 in Celebrities

2007-11-12 20:30:56 · 47 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:30:48 · 11 answers · asked by bluesummers76 6 in Polls & Surveys

i really wanna see Nowhere and The doom generation ....so can any one tell me are these films worth seeing ......???
plz suggest a good site to see these movies too... thanks

2007-11-12 20:30:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What would you make him?

2007-11-12 20:28:30 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...which of your contacts would you want to walk through your door tonite? Or anybody on Y!A.

2007-11-12 20:27:42 · 22 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:27:22 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you are having a job, are you ready for another job immediately.
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2007-11-12 20:27:22 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have enough money for your family and children?
Do you have enough resources for yourself, if you are not able to work?
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2007-11-12 20:26:36 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 20:14:28 · 15 answers · asked by R J 7 in Polls & Surveys