Man : "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man : "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
2007-11-12 20:48:37 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Interesting and funny
2007-11-12 21:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL. Funny. Good ones. The temple one reminds me a joke from a few years ago about one of my aunts (she's kinda not very virginal). We were talking about her being more careful while she was out in a berry field (lots of thorns and stuff). She'd come back sunburned and stratched up.
"You should take better care of your body."
"I treat my body like a temple."
"Open to everyone. Day or night."
2007-11-13 04:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one made me laugh the other day.Saw it on a tv advert
Man "you must think your pretty clever"
Woman "no I just think your ugly stupid"
2007-11-13 04:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by snikleback 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha love it lol star for you
2007-11-13 05:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So whats the question?
2007-11-13 04:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Carmit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,very funny,10.
2007-11-13 05:02:46 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, best one today..... ;0))
*** A star for you***
2007-11-13 04:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by MRS NICE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're really good i might use some of those
2007-11-13 04:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by bratz_fan_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tease!
2007-11-13 04:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Neil 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-11-13 05:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋