She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
"Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."
2007-11-12 20:54:13 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ten Minutes!!! Be honest men, any of you ever have a ten minute egg lol????
2007-11-12 21:22:17 · update #1
OMG thats funny!!!!! Well at least she got 10 minutes. Sometimes I dont even get that....have kids then you might know what Im talking about. lol
2007-11-13 07:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its no longer so real. ladies love the attention yet whilst she's trouble-free to herself and trouble-free to different ppl she wont be a jerk and lead u on and make you think of what u choose for to be real. ask her to be at once with you if she is fending off the dedication thus far or something then she's no longer nicely worth some time. stay real to your self because of the fact some adult males do only no longer know or do no longer care whilst they are being a tragic doggy canine whilst all they are doing is giving the snobby lady the excitement of dragging you by using the leash.
2016-10-16 08:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha-good thinking woman
2007-11-12 22:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yanno, most women would like their eggs UNfertilised in the mornings...
2007-11-13 00:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Godiva 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is so damn spot on , 10 minutes a good session. Yes i would say it was true
2007-11-12 21:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by bokkaroo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good thing to use as a timer cod be of good use to me,I'm gonna get rid of the hour glass when I get home.
Good Old Jake!!!!
STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goooooooooood One Mate
2007-11-12 22:14:16 · answer #6 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that the average mating sesson lasts about three to ten minutes? that would be accurate.
2007-11-12 20:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is a chore, especially when another chore is interrupted, no matter how twinkly his eyes are.
2007-11-12 20:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10.
2007-11-12 23:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha so she used him for a timer... So he don't last that long then huh?
2007-11-12 21:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by Arlene 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋