In the human body, which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an ***hole.
2007-11-12 20:57:03 · 10 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny...so true!! You deserve a star....
2007-11-13 04:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-11-12 22:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the brain in the only organ that cant be replaced by machines or some sort ov by-pass!!!
2007-11-12 21:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats why being an ameba is the best.(sorry can't spell it)
2007-11-12 21:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
duhhhhhh. the brain
2007-11-12 20:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, *, brilliant.
2007-11-12 21:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! And so true...
2007-11-12 21:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by alan c 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so flaming true!
2007-11-13 00:20:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the brain.....
2007-11-12 23:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
37OHSSV-O73H
2007-11-12 20:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋