Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2007

When are shows going to start showing again? (aka Saturday Night Live that's the only one I know of) what other shows aren't airing because of this?

2007-11-10 17:23:13 · 4 answers · asked by im.a.beatles.fan 2 in Other - Television

Phil goes on holiday and leaves his favourite dog with his brother James.

While away, Phil phones his brother to see how his dog is.

Tersely, James says: 'The dog is dead.'

'What?' says Phil, 'you can't just tell someone without warning, you have to break the news gently'.

'How?' asks James

'Well, the first time I call, say the dog is on the roof, that it's doing fine and not to worry. The next time say she jumped off the roof and broke a leg, that she's OK, but will have to stay at the vet's. Are you getting this?'

'Yes' says James.

'Good' says Phil. 'The next time I call, tell me the dog's wounds were infected and it died. Then it won't be such a shock to me, Got it?'

'Yes' says James.

By the way, says Phil. 'How's grandma doing?'

'Well' James says, 'she's on the roof.......'

2007-11-10 17:22:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or do you take your time?

2007-11-10 17:22:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I personally choose burts bees - but what do you like?

2007-11-10 17:22:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:21:29 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Diabetes sucks

:~(

2007-11-10 17:20:27 · 33 answers · asked by still breathing 6 in Polls & Surveys

i ♥♥ smirnoff and strawberry daiquiri
(i couldnt pick between the two)

2007-11-10 17:20:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:20:16 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:19:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband asked.

"Well, you don't give me enough money to afford any."

He immediately reaches into his pocket and says "For the Sake of decency, here's 50 pounds; go and buy some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary,woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me"

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds; go and buy some!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'oJasus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

2007-11-10 17:19:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Really makes you wonder...

2007-11-10 17:19:49 · 11 answers · asked by Nerd [Got Suspended] 4 in Polls & Surveys

j/w

2007-11-10 17:19:18 · 27 answers · asked by *!*Queenie*!* 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is the link cuz no one answered the 1st time http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AileTXmkHQdFlUowIBRuuzvsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071110215534AAhwau2

2007-11-10 17:19:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:17:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:17:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:16:54 · 29 answers · asked by Just G 4 in Polls & Surveys

People from other categories seem to stray in here. Like party gate crashers.

2007-11-10 17:16:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:16:18 · 21 answers · asked by Crazy Julie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Well have you?

Geez

2007-11-10 17:15:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:15:11 · 40 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:13:43 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

to do your job

2007-11-10 17:13:25 · 18 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:13:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

butt hurt from sitting down too long??

2007-11-10 17:12:40 · 5 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

of a club?

2007-11-10 17:11:32 · 8 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Im 16 and a virgin, however most of my friends arnt. Do you like it when a girl is a virgin or do you just think they are a goody goody?

2007-11-10 17:09:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:09:20 · 34 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you like better?

2007-11-10 17:09:00 · 22 answers · asked by Nerd [Got Suspended] 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:08:20 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys