Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2007

I Am Taking A Survey, To Show My Best Friend, And I Need Answers, So Will You Give Them To Me.?

2007-11-10 17:49:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please someone predict dec-jan for this person.......going thru a very very rough phase in life.......might end up losing all money,career and love in one flash!!

2007-11-10 17:49:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A bloke see's an advert in the pet shop, talkin centipede
1000 pounds. he buys it takes it home in a small box and after 30 mins he opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede doesen't answer, raising his voice
he repeats the question, still no reply, gettin angry thinkin he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out and says "I heard you the first time ! I was putting my fuc*ing shoes on'' !!!======Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen. Why didn't report it? A. The thief was spending less then his wife.======Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog. Once he's in, he shuts up!=======Two men are drinking beer and fishing one day and almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, one man says to the other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

2007-11-10 17:48:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-10 17:45:36 · 50 answers · asked by єvєrmorє *Hαs Gonє Rєtro* 4 in Polls & Surveys

Used?

2007-11-10 17:44:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:43:28 · 6 answers · asked by *dolly* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Or cigarette companies for giving them lung cancer?

Look, Ronald McDonald did not go to anyone's house, hold a gun to their head and say,"Eat the big mac, or you're gettin' wacked!" Common sense tells you that greasy burgers and fries, and sugary milkshakes aren't healthy!

I'm overweight, but I'm not gonna sue Blue-Bell for making their icecream so delicious!

2007-11-10 17:40:48 · 28 answers · asked by **[Witty_Name]** 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:40:32 · 43 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

C'mon people say the name of whom you love, or it means your ashamed of them........

2007-11-10 17:38:19 · 19 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:38:14 · 15 answers · asked by Novella (again) 3 in Polls & Surveys

i'm 5'8"

2007-11-10 17:37:10 · 35 answers · asked by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:37:06 · 11 answers · asked by AggieMom 2 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Mr. President...How do you sleep while the rest of us cry. How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye. How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye, and tell me why?"

What do you think his excuse would be THIS time?!!

I can't wait until his term in office is over. We DESPERATELY need a change. Somebody in office who is TRULY by the people FOR the people.

do you like that song? and have you ever listing to it in the radio

2007-11-10 17:36:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

You complete it. Tell me what you like or dislike about 1, either or both. Catch y'all on the other side---rawrr!!!

2007-11-10 17:35:26 · 4 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Celebrities

i have yes i work on sundays but not every sunday.

2007-11-10 17:35:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my gf hasnt got on and im worried about her :(.

2007-11-10 17:34:54 · 7 answers · asked by jellybean 2 2 in Polls & Surveys

Im mean reading is so boring, its just so much more convient to switch on the TV or watch a movie. Reading just gives you a headache and a stiff back. Why do people read when they can watch the TV or on the internet, like just watch movies or something, better than reading. I mean just because they read doesn't mean they are smarter or anything. Who here agrees with me!

2007-11-10 17:32:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17167&display=photoshop

Most of these pics are kinda gross but look at that guy fishing. He's about to loss his thing! L0L

2007-11-10 17:32:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:32:06 · 12 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

where my lighter is?i misplace it?at home..n do u smoke?

2007-11-10 17:32:02 · 13 answers · asked by mellissacute 1 in Polls & Surveys

Would you quietly give the robber his money? or attack?

For the Curious : I would let him grab the cash and if he points the weapon to my head i would have no choice but to use the Golf Bat and swing Tiger Woods status =]

What would you do? (cant believe yahoo wanted me to post this in jokes and riddles =] )

2007-11-10 17:31:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to go, just to have the experience of having a reading.

2007-11-10 17:29:44 · 16 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am listing to my playlist with some awesome songs I have on myspace page.

2007-11-10 17:28:46 · 23 answers · asked by I ♥ my boyfriend! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:27:24 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-10 17:27:07 · 9 answers · asked by Tublet ɯoɹɟ ǝɥʇ Year 3000™ 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

2007-11-10 17:27:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

So I was friends w/ this girl, she kicked me to the curb once she got fed up w/ my terrible ways. I was depressed cuz this was my 1st breakup and it was all my fault. So I reached out to the girl's god mom to 1, get some spiritual guidance and 2, to get back in w/ my friend. So once I told the girls mom how awful I felt she told me how she wanted to meet and pray w/ me at the church sometime and gave me some guiding words. I told her I would love to partially cuz that was my official invitation back into my friends life. Me and this girls mom have just been talking online cuz I'm away at school at won't be able to meet w/ her until later this month. We've gotten pretty close and we even arranged to go see my fav. musical 2gether. But now I'm really over my friend and I really can move on w/o her so now I dont need her mom nemore. If u were me, would u kick the mom to the curb and tell her ur reasoning, just stop talkin to her or what?

2007-11-10 17:26:27 · 16 answers · asked by ms.l_thoms 1 in Polls & Surveys

she looks middle eastern like Jordanian or Lebanese. Persian even. Does anyone know if they mentioned where her parents where from? Please don't say white or Caucasian.

2007-11-10 17:25:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A woman goes into a Pet Shop and sees the most fantastic parrot ever. She asks how much it is.

The guy says it not for sale because its been causing problems with the use of language, which probably comes from where it used to live.

The woman insists saying she is not bothered by the swearing etc.. Offers the guy £300, he takes it, and she leaves with the parrot.

The parrot gets to the house, settles in and says 'Ah new house, New Madam'

The woman thinks ah this parrot used to live in a brothel...not so bad.

With that her 2 daughters arrive and the parrot says 'Ah New house, New Girls'. They all titter and think its quite funny

Then the husband comes home and the parrot says 'Hi, Andy how are you doing?

2007-11-10 17:24:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-10 17:24:21 · 11 answers · asked by Rob S 3 in Polls & Surveys